Drop ‘em, I dare you.

After a 12-hour day at work, complete with no lunch break, it’s fair to say I am stuffed/buggered/rat shit.
However, I have added the cherry to the top of this non-so appealing cake (nom nom) by doing four things tonight when I got home:
- Took off my pants. Sure, it scares away roommates, but there’s nothing like [...]

The Fat Fighters Chronicles: the novel

So, the novel is off to a cracking start. I currently have 8400 words … and it will be growing throughout the month of November. I am stupidly partipating in NaNoWriMo to kick my own butt into writing this crazy little thing called a 50,000-plus novel.
Check out my profile to monitor my progress and let [...]

Greetings dear strangers …

What a month, or two, it’s been.
Work, work, work. Eat, eat, eat. Work, work, work. Eat, eat, eat.
Yep, I hope you enjoyed that four-sentence summary of the past few months.
I wish I had something more interesting to serve up (aka double coated caramel slice, anyone?), but sadly that’s not the case … or is it?
Dare [...]

Attack of the free food

I’m in the middle of a food crisis.
For the past month or so, my workplace has been flooded, absolutely flooded, with free junk food. Cupcakes, ice-creams, chocolates, sausage rolls, chips, lollies, soft drinks. Did I mention even more cupcakes and ice-creams?
At the moment I’m sitting here with a tummy full of free sausage rolls and [...]

AB Positive

I am flexible and balanced.
I respect my body.
I drink plenty of water.
I get plenty of rest.
My cells are healthy and alive.
I eliminate stress from my daily life.
I nourish my body with what it needs …
CHOCOLATE.

3 days without KFC …

This has to be some kind of record!
Have cooked fish, mash and salad for the past few nights. Feeling v. healthy.
PS: Have cheese and biccie arvo ahead at work. Bring it onnnnnn!

Currently …

Listening to: Jet’s new album. It’s effing rad.
Looking at: my ridiculously messy room. *sigh*
Thinking about: the fact I’ve had cramps for three days … why, why, why?
Proud of: the fact I had a Jarrah instead of a Magnum Ego for dessert.
Wishing: it was the weekend so I could hit the d-floor with the ladies.
Missing: my [...]

Once upon a time there was a vending machine …

It wasn’t a fancy vending machine. Just your stock-standard type, not one of those flashy ones with the bells and whistles, edible underwear and chilled beers. It had chips, choc and soft drinks. It was still divine in my eyes. Then one day, one horrible spring day, it broke. I cried, I yelled, I screamed, [...]

What the hell am I thinking?

Howdy,
I trust everything is going swimmingly in your worlds. I have made the (rather stupid and ballsy) decision to start writing a book. While my mind is boggling at the thought of churning out around 60-70,000 words (*gasp*), I’m going to give it a red-hot go. Fingers crossed I don’t get to 10,000 words and throw [...]

Friday night’s a great night for … farting?

Yesterday was pure joy. Sprawled on the couch with an assortment of junky goodness, wine glass in hand, just hit all the right spots. Nowhere to be, no one to do. Nothing mattered except drinking, relaxing and eating myself into a Friday night coma. As I watched episode of episode of Weeds in an increasingly [...]