January 7, 2008...10:33 am

Sugar Craving of the Hormonal Kind

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I just molested an Almond Magnum.

And a $3.50 bag of Pick”n”Mix.

Goddamn. Hormones’ll drive a gal batty, I swear. Sugar cravings – zero all day. 6.30pm hit and I was craving something sweet more than silly ol’ Winnie the Pooh wanted to get his sticky lil’ mitts into a honey pot. I tried hard. Had a fruit tub. Tried again. Had three fresh dates. Then gave in.

Lordy.

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